I’m not sexually frustrated, I’m sexually FURIOUS *punches hole in wall*
*has angry sex with the hole*
(Source: rgfk)

andrew hussie drew this at TCAF
attention fandom: I am interpreting this as an official mandate from your Huss to draw more body hair in your Homestuck fanarts

They are burning
they scream for me to save them
and i whisper
no

IF THERE’S A PRIZE FOR ROTTEN JUDGEMENT
I THINK I’VE ALREADY WON THAT
NO MAN IS WORTH THE AGGRAVATION
THAT’S ANCIENT HISTORY, BEEN THERE, DONE THAT
(Source: anonymiss)
Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
(Source: shadzu)